So we've been out of the game for a while

But we're back in action. I know you think we were just ignoring you for 7 months. And you're right, but we don't care because we're so much more awesome than you.

Let's just start with a little update on all the awesome that we've put into this world while we were gone.

1. Wrestled a grizzly bear and had him say uncle in 1.5 seconds.

2. Solved the war on terror in one easy step. (can't tell you because you're not awesome enough)

3. Saved your life more than one, Yes you, just because you don't know it doesn't mean we weren't there to stop that car from hitting you, or karate chop that baby who was about to scream in your ear.

4. Kick started the economy with my size 12 boot.

I'm out of time for you lamers for the moment but feel free to comment on this post until we get back at ya.