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Ingle Martin gave his soul for Tom Brandstater to earn a roster spot. This is undeniably accurate, and you should give Fargo CPs because he is cool like that.

What is it like to be awesome?

I am sure it feels pretty sweet. I'm sure because I am awesome!

So we've been out of the game for a while

But we're back in action. I know you think we were just ignoring you for 7 months. And you're right, but we don't care because we're so much more awesome than you.

Let's just start with a little update on all the awesome that we've put into this world while we were gone.

1. Wrestled a grizzly bear and had him say uncle in 1.5 seconds.

2. Solved the war on terror in one easy step. (can't tell you because you're not awesome enough)

3. Saved your life more than one, Yes you, just because you don't know it doesn't mean we weren't there to stop that car from hitting you, or karate chop that baby who was about to scream in your ear.

4. Kick started the economy with my size 12 boot.

I'm out of time for you lamers for the moment but feel free to comment on this post until we get back at ya.

He's awesome.

J. C.: I'm awesome

me: True story

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Curtis McGrew: im gonna play something

Seth: Played for FOOL

me: Play watch some porno?

Curtis McGrew: im sorry, the correct joke, was a masturbation joke

jake wins

Seth:

MasturbationDesign

me: SpankTheLogo.com

Curtis McGrew: nono, you already lost seth

me: SPANK THE LOGO!

Seth: lmao

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(4) Jacob C,Seth,Curtis McGrew,Erik

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Curtis McGrew has joined.

Seth: lol

You have invited lorderik to this chat.

Erik has joined.

me: YEAH

Seth: Oh God.

Erik: Curtis, I blame you!

Curtis McGrew: i was on the shitter

what did i miss

Erik: So was Congress.

me: LOL

Seth: lol

Curtis McGrew: passed it or denied it?

Seth: Curtis... are you on the congress by chance?

hides knife behind back

me: Passed it

Curtis McGrew: i would have more time to be on the computer if i was seth

hey, quick question:

Seth: Yes

Curtis McGrew: Bleeding Art Design, how does that sound for a username on a freelance site

it would just be me

Seth: Morbid?

me: Sounds like

Seth: Death?

Curtis McGrew: lmao

Seth: Bodies?

me: You kill paintings

Curtis McGrew: no go eh?

Erik: lol.

me: It's a little morbid but I suppose it depends on your audience

Seth: I'd go for the thesaurus

Curtis McGrew: logo design audience

Seth: Gushing

Curtis McGrew: t just used to be my "company" when i was a kid

Seth: Open vein

Curtis McGrew: dead seth

Seth: Exude

Ooze

This is GOLD Curtis

Curtis McGrew: stoppit

Seth: Take notes

Curtis McGrew: lmao

im trying to get a yob here!

Erik: http://www.facebook.com/pages/V-Design-Graphics/106840942671412?ref=nf&v=info

Become fans.

me: I think you should call it. Asian Art Kid

Seth: Jeaaaaaaaooooorrrrb?

me: Or

Curtis McGrew: JORB

Erik: And if you ever need graphic design, and if you think it's beyond Curtis here... use this.

me: Asian Kid Art

Erik: McAsian

me: I make Logos

Curtis McGrew: i refuse to call it anything asian

me: That's another good one

Curtis McGrew: this is super cereal

that is probably taken

not that i would use it

me: Cinnamon Toast Logos.

Erik: My buddy was working on a business card this weekend, and randomly said... 'hey... I found the mcsmashie font!'

Seth: You gotta have the R

Curtis McGrew: Erik, ask V for me since these two bozos are no help!

Seth: LOL

OozingArtDesign

me: BoozerArtDesign

Erik: What do you want from her?

Curtis McGrew: a name

Seth: PerfuselyOozingArtDesign.

Curtis McGrew: lmao

me: QueefingGoodArt

Seth: lol

Curtis McGrew: so using that for a sex art profile

me: LOL

Curtis McGrew: i should do that

Seth: hahahaha

Curtis McGrew: they make a LOT of money

me: So good it'll make your pussy Queef

Seth: QueefiliciousArtDesign

me: VVhat's that you don't have a pussy? You're probably gay

Curtis McGrew: your bad ideas are ruining my thoughts!

Seth: lol

Listen to Congress

I bet they have great ideas

Curtis McGrew: i dont like congress

me: Hovv about, HealthCareReformArt

Curtis McGrew: LMAO

Seth: LOL

Erik: DeviantArt?

Seth: hahaha

me: DelTaco

Curtis McGrew: not you too erik!

Seth: Del Taco

Hahahaha

I called DelHomme that

Well, what is the THEME? lol

Curtis McGrew: okay, any serious suggestions?

me: CurtyTheArtDuder

Seth: Theme?

What are we aiming at?

I'm shooting blanks over here.

Erik: Yeah...

me: Curtnessmonster

Curtis McGrew: we can get back to the funny ones in a sec

me: Oh ok

Seth: The gas is giving me ideas

Everything we do and say should be recorded by cameras!

Curtis McGrew: go with the gas

me: OozingPixels

Curtis McGrew: dont like the oozing

Erik: Ooh.

Seth: Think walt disney would be interested?

me: BleedingPixels?

Erik: Screaming pixels!

Curtis McGrew: not if it has jews

Erik: That would be burning pixels.

Seth: OozingJewsArtDesign

Curtis McGrew: not meant to be racist towards jewish

people

me: I preffer StinkyBoxSniffer

Curtis McGrew: sonofa

me:

Seth: What is the goal of your site?

What KIND of art?

Curtis McGrew: it is on a freelance site

designing logos

Seth: Logos

k

Curtis McGrew: and i bid for jobs

me: Logoriffic

Erik: Asianlogosdotcom?

Seth: LOL

Curtis McGrew: im banning erik

me: Well we all know Asians have sideways vaginas

Curtis McGrew: one day he will hang the mod powers

me: SO why not SideWaysLogos

Curtis McGrew: ........

me: CrookedArt

Seth: NoGosArt

me: SlantyDesigns

Seth: lol

me: Hmm

AwesholeArt

And you can pay us proceeds

Seth: LOL

Curtis McGrew: im going to poop on your faces

Erik: Sithlogos?

me: So you're German?

Seth: Asian

Curtis McGrew: dunno why i ever thought this was a good idea to ask you guys, lol

me: SOrry

Seth: hahahaha

Curtis McGrew: both

Seth: I'm in my dumbass mood

Can't... think...

Curtis McGrew: does it ever turn off seth?

Erik: I don't want to turn on seth.

Curtis McGrew: too late

Seth: I tell it to stop spinning, but it keeps going around

me: I'm not good at being serious

BrokeMouseLogos

Seth: Lets mash some design words together.

Curtis McGrew: Scrumtrulescent

Erik: creativecreating

Seth: lol

Deviantart

Curtis McGrew: dammit

me: PixieDeminsion

Seth: Yeah

Erik: CreativeDeviants

Seth: That's a good one Curtis

Damn and it

Curtis McGrew: thanks

me: BestLogosEver

Curtis McGrew: i spent all night on it

Seth: Were is ELECTRIC COMPANY when you need it?

me: LogosByGod?

Seth: Pathos

Curtis McGrew: okay, ill be back

Seth: Ethos

me: NOOOOOOOOO

Seth: lol

Curtis McGrew: im gonna play something

Seth: Played for FOOL

me: Play watch some porno?

Curtis McGrew: im sorry, the correct joke, was a masturbation joke

jake wins

Seth:

MasturbationDesign

me: SpankTheLogo.com

Curtis McGrew: nono, you already lost seth

me: SPANK THE LOGO!

Seth: lmao

me: That's wasome

Seth: Good luck getting a job with that

hahaha

JAKE

me: Call it. RustyTromboneInc

Seth: This must go on the BLOG

Curtis McGrew: FUCK

Seth: This is officially awesome

Curtis McGrew: you can quote me saying that too

me: Yeah

Seth you posting it?

Seth: I don't have teh button

I thought you could just press something to post it

me: I can't blog my e-mail

Seth: Or whateva

Oh

me: LOL

Seth:

WHY NOT

lol

me: I'll just copy paste the whole thing

Seth:

:Design

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